Bite Me
January 20, 2011
Ahem.
Bite me.
Bite me, bite me.
Bite me.
Bite me, bite me.
Bite me.
Bite me.
Seriously,
Bite me.
Unrequited Love
January 20, 2011
Why don’t you want to do me?
I hid my faults well.
You don’t even know the worst yet.
Touch my ass.
It’s nice.
Don’t you think?
Why not?
What’s wrong with you?
Crush
January 20, 2011
Oh, come on.
Just take your pants off.
Your Mom
January 20, 2011
I had sexual intercourse with your mother.
She is very mature.
She arouses me a great deal.
I kissed her lips.
I fondled her saggy breasts.
Then I humped her leg.
Her vagina was not too dry,
Her thighs rather supple.
Once I got her slacks off,
The pictures of your dad
Were no problem.
Porn
January 20, 2011
It’s never too early in the morning.
I’m on vacation.
Put it on the credit card.
Cheating Bastard
January 20, 2011
Did you enjoy it?
Because you’re not getting
Any
Here
For a long
Fucking
Time.
Do you still want me?
Slutty Whore
January 20, 2011
How many?
Yeah?
Well, I’m gonna’ get
Me some too.
If they’ll have me.
Envy
January 20, 2011
I can tell just by looking at you
That you don’t deserve it.
I do!
Give it to me.
Birthday
January 20, 2011
I’m old
And nobody remembered
To tease me.
The Music Kids Listen to These Days
January 20, 2011
It’s way too loud.
What, are they deaf?
Like me?
They don’t know how to have a good time.
They don’t know how to dress.
They can’t pay into Social Security.
They really don’t know how to run a nursing home.